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My Uncle Sucks


My uncle's name is death

His name is simply Reaper

He smells of frozen breath

And he's really quite the creeper


He takes away those I love

And spares the ones I hate

With pale hands to push and shove

He ought to get his priorities straight


Daaaaad uncle set me on fire

What a bully so hungry for power

When I swear his cruelty can't get higher

He pushes me into the shower


If only it were my choice

He's not the one I'd pick

With his nails-on-a-chalkboard voice

He's a really big meanie.

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